bitch seat

1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.

"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."

by PeaTearGriffin097 May 16, 2006

seat meat

The flesh that gets trapped in gaps and holes in seats and pokes out. Especially with fat people and garden chairs

Look at that land whale her seat meat looks like you could cut it off and fry chips in it.

by whalesharkz December 05, 2013

seat tax

a phrase that is to be said when about to steal someone elses seat. this must be done after 3 seconds or phrase is invalid and taxation becomes illegal upon which you must redeem the seat to its original occupant.

1-2-3 seat tax. unlucky chinsy seat is mine now. ha ha ha.

by Seany L September 27, 2003

Toilet seat

A toilet seat is a person that is so incredibly messed up that you can do anything you want to them at any given time. Including making them into your human toilet seat.

Hey Joe, you see that dude over there rolling around on the ground tripping his face off?

Yeah I see him.

I am about to make that dude my toilet seat

This whole bar is FILLED with Toilet Seats tonight.

by the dreidel October 25, 2013

Take a seat

To catch a predator almost "in the act"

"Why don't you take a seat right over there"

by jazzhands123 January 19, 2019

bitch seat

The middle seat between two guys in the back of a car where the 'smallest' people are stuck to make more room in a small ride.

"Alright Toby, since you're the shortest and weigh the least you've got bitch seat for tonight."

by Tiger Whyte July 07, 2015

Seat Leon

A Volkswagen Golf in drag.

Also shares the same chassis platform and engines as the Skoda Octavia and Audi A3

"My Seat Leon is the dogs danglies; it is far superior to a VW or Audi"

Response: "You do realise that its mechanicals are hardly any different to a Skoda"

by natazy November 13, 2010