serious friends

A relationship in which people who are more than 'more than friends' but not lovers. It is a step in the right direction for a couple looking for a genuine relation, and scary for those who fear commitment (or AC power).

Roommate 1: Where is Jeff tonight?
Roommate 2: He is visiting his serious friend... they are serious friends, dude....he'll back in the morning.
Roommate 1: Wow that's serious.

by MichiganBoy January 11, 2013

seritionship

A serious relationship, as opposed to casual dating, sex, etc.

Peep 1: Aren't you tired of dating so many guys?
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.

by Whooty wrangler May 6, 2012

Service advisor

Worst possible job in a dealership in which everything is your fault, people curse you daily and your coworkers are worthless.

Hey man lets go fuck with a service advisor today and make his job even harder than it already is!

by Johnjingle August 31, 2013

cock serve

The opposite of a cock block: when a female overtly conveys interest in a male.

She offered to cook you dinner? That's a cock serve if I've ever seen one.

by Jonathan Forsythe December 30, 2004

Proxy Server

A server at a remote location that serves as an intermediary between your computer and a website. Often used to block cookies and trackers.

The only smart way to use Google search is via a proxy server. To do otherwise is like soliciting a cheap whore without using a condom.

by PapaPalpatine2008 July 3, 2014

City serpent

Your typical business man/woman who is always in a rush to get somewhere, whose left their manners at home. All dressed in black and are often found gathered together in 'nests'.

Do you see that city serpent jogging?

by TheBSTA March 17, 2016

soft serve turd

That smooth and continuous, super creamy turd that resembles soft serve ice cream.

I’m just gonna openly brag about this astounding evenly colored and perfectly formed soft serve turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019