When a girl invites you to to a salad in a jar party but uses the jar to hold your jizz to one day use against you in a paternity case
"Hey Gerald wanna come to my salad in a jar party?"
"No thank you I don't want to unknowingly become a father"
"No thank you I don't want to unknowingly become a father"
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Multiple handicapped people, with various handicapps, gathered together in the same place at the same time
When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!
When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.
When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.
by S.Mendez June 16, 2010
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Get the pubey salad mug.A salad that defeats the purpose of eating a salad by having large amounts of fatty ingredients such as cheese, bacon bits, and heavy dressing. Eaten by many Americans, who are used to overindulging.
I put tons of cheese, bacon, and dressing on my salad. It's no longer a healthy salad. It is now an American Salad.
by sweet_sagittarius December 31, 2011
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Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
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I.E. "Would you like some anal foreplay? I thoroughly find pleasure in tossing curly salad."
I.E. "Would you like some anal foreplay? I thoroughly find pleasure in tossing curly salad."
"Hey Dave last night I tried preforming oral sex on Lisa's butthole but it was really hairy; I guess you could call that a "Curly Salad"!
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