Russell Howard

Hilarious British comedian, most known for his appearances on Mock the Week. He now has his own TV show - Russell Howard's Good News. He is quite good looking, although his twitchy eye is an annoyance.

"Did you watch Russell Howard last night?"
"Did he have sunglasses on?"
"No...?"
"Then I'm glad I missed it."

by RejectKid May 22, 2010

Russell Brand

An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.

Russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on TV.

by Lucy June 11, 2006

Russell

The stupidest person ever.Everybody hates him.Never good with the ladies.Just plain aweful.

That guy is such a russell

by SanstheSkeleton(Grillby's) February 24, 2017

Russell

adj. The state of extreme incorrectness and or stupidity; referred to simply as WRONG.

v. To be completely and utterly wrong.

In a scenario where an individual would otherwise be so incorrect or wrong to the point where it is necessary to bring it to his or her attention. you then exclaim "Russell!" Instead of: Wrong; Idiot; or another suitable synonym.

Teacher: "What is 2+2"
Student: "Gateway Loop!"
Teacher: "What?!?"
Student: "Game."
Teacher: "You're Russell"
Russell(Previously the Student): "You wanna fight John?"
Teacher(Laughing uncontrollably): "Oh Russell"

by nuckckckckckckckck July 25, 2010

Russell Crowe

A potentially lethal alcoholic concoction. The recipe is easy, yet entirely idiotic and unhealthy. After drinking your favorite flavor of Four Loko about a fourth of the way, simply add a shot of tequila and a 5-Hour Energy to the can and mix well. Once you get past the awful taste and constant desire to vomit, this drink will have you yelling aggressively, punching out paparazzi, and throwing telephones at hotel workers, just like the actor Russell Crowe. Drink at your own risk.

Eduardo just shotgunned a Russell Crowe! What a fuckin' animal!

by TheloniousRex November 17, 2010

russell

To have a Russell means to have an extremely small penis in length, but enormous width.

Alec had a Russell...he couldn't hit the end, but he could bang the shit out of the sides!

by Evan Kovac September 1, 2008

Russell

A tall, tan man that likes to shave his body and rub baby oil all over it. He wears woman's underwear on the weekends. He is a closet fag that suffers from Compulsive Masturbasting.

Hey look at that guy!, I bet he is a Russell.

by Hoggs August 8, 2012