mad rooter

A mad rooter is an Australian term for a good friend that has a wild sense of humour . A friend that’s got your back and would do almost anything for you.

“Oi ya mad rooter, what’s goin’ on??”

“Have a look at this mad rooter”

“You’re a mad rooter for doin’ that for me”

by Scooter the mad rooter June 8, 2018

roser

Sexy mamacita, looks like a great bang, even greater friend. Great physique, excellent boobs, sexy belly, nice ass. A cutie. Off sex...for now. A mexican.

roser is the sexiest mexican on earth.

by Smurf410 January 29, 2009

Red Rooster

When a man has sexual intercourse with a chicken or rooster (Preferably a rooster, hence the name) And when almost arriving at ejaculation, kills the poultry by breaking its neck, and then removing the head and inserting it into the anus for further stimulation whilst ejaculating as the beak still moves for few seconds after death due to it's nerves.

A Red Rooster provides much satisfaction for those with fetishes as a Red Rooster is a combination of Sexual Intercourse, Necrophilia, Beastiality, Rape and is generally just plain vulgar.

(Whilst on a farm)

Joe: Wow nice looking poultry bob, keen for a uh.. Red Rooster?
Bob: Why thanks Joey, ah w-wait what the-.. Get the FUCK outta my farm!

by PloughDough March 31, 2009

Red Rooster

A vagina that kinda hangs and resembles a roosters hood.

I finally banged Cindy. She had a big Red Rooster.

by Louisiplaya March 1, 2009

Rosterbating

Made famous by TV show, The League (FX).

Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.

While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.

I can't stop rosterbating over our lineup this weekend.

by WillFos May 9, 2013

roosterfish

Rooster - AKA - (another name for a Rooster) A Cock, Fish - AKA - (type of fish) SUCKER

Rooster - Fish conversion
Cock - Sucker

Al and Lisa in York are both roosterfish

by B-Dogg to da G January 30, 2004

Ruster

See Duster

(adj.) Someone who has not been used in so long that they have become rusty. (suck)

"Conor Merrill rides the bench the whole game. This making him a ruster"

by GivingDome May 2, 2009