a condition causing someone to giggle like a girl when poked in the sides most that suffer with this condition tend to be overly neat keeping there things in shoes and constantly begging for food even though they couldnt be hungry very short attenion span talks about subjects that nobody else is taling about. common phrases used by a suffer is why can't iI do it this way and "I love chicken"
has anyone seen my screw driver? yeah I thank a michael ratlip stored it in his shoe
hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate
hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate
by mungolions March 9, 2009
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by collegekid11 December 10, 2012
Get the Final-ritis mug.A rare disease from which your wood increases in length at triple the normal human rate. This ‘third leg’ you develop makes your day-to-day life very hard, and makes ejaculation last up to 65 seconds.
by UnknownFed7731 August 15, 2018
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"Are you talking about that big piece of shit fucktard that is nothing but a bumbling, stinking parasitic wretch?
"Yes, that's exactly who I am talking about!"
"Ya, that dude is a pathetic idiot who is full of crap, and wallows in the sewer of life."
"Are you talking about that big piece of shit fucktard that is nothing but a bumbling, stinking parasitic wretch?
"Yes, that's exactly who I am talking about!"
"Ya, that dude is a pathetic idiot who is full of crap, and wallows in the sewer of life."
by That one guy from WA May 14, 2019
Get the Josh Ratliff mug.The most beautiful person you will ever come across. They are a cuddle bunny who has been hardened by the selfish world around them, they are a boss nevertheless. They slump from time to time but will always love their work.
Be grateful to that person because they will always be there for you in your time of need.
Remember to never let them be alone for too long, they are their worst enemies. They look like they are okay, they will smile and laugh and joke around but this is an indicator that they are not okay at all. Be there for them!
Be grateful to that person because they will always be there for you in your time of need.
Remember to never let them be alone for too long, they are their worst enemies. They look like they are okay, they will smile and laugh and joke around but this is an indicator that they are not okay at all. Be there for them!
Someone: Hey how are you doing?
Riitvee/Ritvi: I'm doing so great omg, so yesterday I went to this......(Talks about something totally different to change the subject)
Someone: That's so cool but tell me what's wrong, don't change the subject
Then, Riitvee/Ritvi may tell you something that will throw you off and will either make you question your existence or wonder how Riitvee/Ritvi passed through the trauma they shared with you.
Riitvee/Ritvi: I'm doing so great omg, so yesterday I went to this......(Talks about something totally different to change the subject)
Someone: That's so cool but tell me what's wrong, don't change the subject
Then, Riitvee/Ritvi may tell you something that will throw you off and will either make you question your existence or wonder how Riitvee/Ritvi passed through the trauma they shared with you.
by elevenspike November 23, 2021
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When a fit snowbunny pours salt around the anus of an (older) man - who has recently taken a shit and purposefully not wiped - and licks the salty poo mix around the asshole. She then proceeds to jerk off the bloke and he ejaculates into her eyeballs.
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