Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

Montezuma's revenge by Cornholio September 29, 2003

The Undertaker's Thirst For Revenge Is Unquenchable 

Subtitled "The Final Battle," this song is possibly the greatest off the album Bone Palace Ballet by Chiodos, and also possibly Chiodos' best song yet. It features Nick Martin form the band Underminded.

Dude, i was listening to The Undertaker's Thirst For Revenge Is Unquenchable and i creamed my pants a little.

The Undertaker's Thirst For Revenge Is Unquenchable by keegsmaleegs July 3, 2008

Pharaoh's Revenge 

The opposite of Montezuma's Revenge, it is the one everlasting plague that Pharaoh got on the Jews through their ritual eating of matzah, resulting in week-long constipation.

Jake: Dude, where have you been the past 2 hours?

Levi: Sorry, had a bad case of Pharaoh's Revenge from last night's seder.

Pharaoh's Revenge by TexanTerp May 9, 2011

Chairman Mao's Revenge 

Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, except with Chinese Food.

I went to Asia Cafe and got lots of cheap Teriyaki Chicken and egg rolls, but I got Chairman Mao's Revenge and I've been on the can since I wrote this definition.

Chairman Mao's Revenge by Keilman December 5, 2009

Lipstick revenge 

A girl's own lipstick mark transferred back to the owner via cunning and devious male tactics.

A guy, sick of continually having lipstick marks left on his cheek by girl friends/mates, in an act of pure lipstick revenge, cutely kisses you on the lips, then again on the cheek, thus tranferring your own lipstick mark to your own cheek.

Lipstick revenge by Jennicam January 20, 2009

Mummy's Revenge 

When a man wraps his penis in toilet paper and has sex with a woman on her period.

"Guy 1: Hey my girlfriends on her period but I still want to have sex with her!

Guy 2: Just wrap your dick in toilet paper but beware the Mummy's revenge!!

Guy 1: Dam, I'm out of Charmin!"

Mummy's Revenge by Mr. TG October 24, 2009

Samurai Revenge 

The act of putting fish, usually raw, into hidden areas or objects to putrify as a means of revenge. Usually done in areas not used day to day, like storage lockers or in suitcases so that the victim doesn't come across the smell until much later,thereby leaving a permanent fishy odor. A delayed revenge where the prankster can be long gone prior to the victim finding out he's been wronged.

"My roommate went to Cancun and left me watching his damn cat. He was supposed to bring me back something choice but all he got me was some cheap ass airport trinket so I totally Samurai revenged his suitcase. Next time he travels, he won't forget to bring me something."

Samurai Revenge by Vanoc March 19, 2010