retarded seal

a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.

kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by formally known as cathy January 15, 2010

Retarded Animal Babies

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.

"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."

by Raptor October 21, 2003

Mad Retard Strength

Freakish strength commonly associated with the mentally ill

Fool, don't change the T Shell. She'll go Mad Retard Strength on you, and then it's all over

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

retard

most people on yahoo chat.

people in yahoo chat always think they know everything, when really theyre just lame nerds with no lives.

by jared August 23, 2003

retarded

if you don't know what retarded means you are retarded

son: "umm dad what does retarded mean?"

dad: "oh god your fucking retarded

by fgfuyfgufcferygvif March 27, 2020

Retard strength

In strength sports community this refers to the abnormal genetic strength possessed by some individuals which is often accompanied by an utter lack of cognitive capabilities. Athletes who have "retard strength" are usually oblivious to any rational training programs or techniques, but despite that they out lift most of their mentally healthy peers.

Training while having this set of qualities, often results in an inevitable series of injuries and an eventual decline in performance. The athlete with retard strength, due to his limited mental capacity is unable to recognize this and pursuits competing with an eternal decline from his peak results.

"Hey look at that guy maxing out every week in both powerlifting and strongman!"
"Yeah he has that retard strength. Too bad he'll eventually fuck up."

by Scholstr November 13, 2019

Social Retard

A person who is retarted socially. Usually used to describe somebody with average or above average intellegence who is scared or ignoarant of what to do in a normal social situation.

That kid who nobody talks to, and if you try to initiate conversation with him he gets nervous and doesnt know what to say.

I asked that social retard how he was doing and he freaked out

by abc123xyz December 30, 2008