resetxd

a very good programmer and owns a verified discord bot and many other small projects.

oh hai resetxd i heard your discord tag was reset#8278

by reeeeeeeset February 24, 2022

Restipew

Inappropriate acts of nudity. Can be accidental or done with purpose.

Inspired by the bible, young Ralph Burgess decided to go for a walk through the town to church. After entering, he follows the service, taking one too many sips of that strong ass church wine. Within minutes, alcohol overcomes Mr. Burgess, and he promptly yelled "Don't fuck with God!" wearing nothing but his birthday suit. This legendary act of Restipew has rewarded Ralph a criminal record.

by Is not Jack January 26, 2009

bitchy resting face

A blank look that makes a woman look angry all the time, even if they aren't.

Him: Man, did you see the bitchy resting face on Michelle Obama?
Her: No biggie, she always looks pissed off.

by Wordmangler2000 December 19, 2013

restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006

Resetting the Universe

Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.

' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '

by epicccc kid December 30, 2009

'rest

Slang and shortening of the word "arrest."

Man: What, you gonna 'rest me?

Cop: Wait did you just say "gonna arrest me" or "gonna (pause) 'rest me"?

Man: You gonna police me about my grammar or be a cop and 'rest me?

by Dead Man Handy August 8, 2009

resting douche face

similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher

Naw dude Aidan's chill, he just has a resting douche face.

by 2B41 February 28, 2014