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Repeat Text Offender

One who incessantly resends text messages to urge a person to reply. (Usually thinking that the recipient failed to receive the message, but likely just to be rude.)
Alex: "What happened last night with your phone, who was texting you?"
Kell: "It's Timmy, he won't leave me alone; he's a total Repeat Text Offender!"
by PB n' K April 14, 2009
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reporter laugh

When an athlete at a press conference says something mildy amusing and the reporter's attending force laughter like it was the greatest line ever dropped.
Barely literate athlete: "You know, coach came in the locker room and, you know, he was pretty mad so I said, "Chill dog."

Semi-retarded reporters: "HAHAHAHAHA forced reporter laugh"
by Shotgun Hobo August 20, 2012
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Rupertocracy

The political system in which Rupert Murdoch rules.
The Anglophone sphere is becoming a global Rupertocracy.
by derpus maximus June 12, 2013
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rejert

To punch the dick back into the body making a vagina
Boy1: How did you become transgender?

Boy2: I got rejerted
by Orcalover345 May 28, 2019
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Pennsylvania Weather Report

In Pennsyl-tucky, denizens, often impoverished, indigent, shiftless, or simply apathetic, must resort to near neolithic forms of obtaining information, such as the weather.

Also may refer to any simplistic method of obtaining something, information or otherwise, rather than performing an actual event involving even minimal effort.
(In the heart of State College, Pennsylvania's intellectual cortex)
Ryan- What's the weather like today?
Jeff- Dunno, I'll get the Pennsylvania weather report
~Jeff leans out the window, sees Mike~
Jeff- Mike, what's the weather like?
Mike- (shrugs) Kinda chilly
by Sanduskied October 15, 2012
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When you snitch on Saad Ahmdedly for no apperent reason plus due to the face he didn't actually file a hesitant police report plus in due nature it was also you guys you hispanic spic
Anthony Friedli snitches on Saad for a police report for gay thugs
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cops: ok we'll disregard anything that moron anthony friedli has to say why not rape his mouth shut like mexico did with saad ahmdedly
by Gangster Disciples 102 January 22, 2022
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Drudge Report

See Propaganda

News articles that have been blown out of proportion or exaggerated to the extreme as to attract and mislead morons. Carries a large Right wing bias offering a depiction of a world that is crumbling because liberals and the rest of non-america are destroying it.

Type of news on drudge report: Sensationalist, Celebrity Drama, Political bias, and some real news. So really his site is like all large news organizations for example like MSNBC, Fox News, Etc.
Drudge Report Headline translation generally: World is ending
by Deadheadbear57 April 3, 2009
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