Relation Constipation

It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.

Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"

Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."

by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009

Committed Relapist

Someone who is always in a serious and committed relationship even though the relationships don't last and move way too quickliy. Who the relapist is in a relaptionship with changes frequently and singleness lasts only hours.

Dude, be single for a while, you're such a committed relapist

by BarnibusStinson September 30, 2011

relaxful

To be in such a state of relaxion, you are full of a chill out feeling.

"Dude I smoked a bowl before class. It was damn relaxful the whole time."

by Johnnylovescake January 29, 2007

relaxating

Chillin' out, kickin' back, coolin' off.

She's looking at him who's almost asleep. She: "That was some awesome sex! What are you doing?" He: "Just relaxating."

by Darlin' Dee February 22, 2008

relaxer

The word relaxer means to straighten a back persons hair. It takes the kink and nappyness out of the hair, but it is greasy

Sharey bought no lye relaxer and now her hair is straight

by preppy princess April 23, 2005

relasianship

1. It's when two Asians at a tech-related school such as CMU do. They're generally two fobs that meet and are drawn together sometimes out of the generally clique-ness that occurs amongst some foreigners.

2. Occurs also for people who like dating Asian people.

Watch out, just because she hearts azns doesn't mean sex or a relasianship will come your way!

by metalpizza7 September 21, 2007

Relationboat

It's like a relationship... only it's not.

"Those ignorant fool are in a relationboat fo sho!"

by B-Star McClicks May 5, 2008