microwave relationship

This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in

It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.

by !!andrea!! January 3, 2009

insta-relationship

When two people skip dating and enter a semi-serious relationship after a single date or encounter.

I hooked up with Patrick last night, and now we're in an insta-relationship.

by trishphish January 5, 2009

ST Relationship

Trying to date a male / female but he or she keeps canceling plans

Guy1. Yo this girl text's me all day i really like her but every time i make plans she cancels them.

Guy2. Man your in a ST relationship

Guy1. What's that mean?

Guy2. A Stop Trying Relationship

by joshyboy_199 April 6, 2009

National Guard relationship

A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.

"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"

by Copacetic October 1, 2012

one-way-relationships

When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest

Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships

by lolcatinhat September 15, 2013

Relationship goals

A cute couple that isn't always making out but cares for each other and pays attention to their partner

You guys are relationship goals

by Keekee339 July 21, 2016

Relationship Maturity

Something guys reach sooner than girls. it's when the old BS of relationships from middle school, high school, stretching into your college days doesn't really fly anymore. friendzone is one of the things that goes out the window, so are the corny dates, bs drama, and those bs parties. they are replaced with a more mature approach that sets a more mature tone for mirage and life after.

Once a girl has reached relationship maturity she will stop the mating dance known as twerking because it will never provide her with a partner that will provide her with food and shelter.

by crizpymangos4ever February 12, 2015