Hugh G. Rection

A simple pun used by airheads to complicate the lives of those of us tortured by careless parents choice of name.

My name is Hughbert Gerald, my father's name was Harold Eric, and my grandfather's name was Gaylord Elza etc...

by Hughbert Gerald Rection August 3, 2004

rejectionist

The other part of a receptionist's job.

Miss McCallen receives mail and packages, and welcomes visitors to the company's headquarters, but as an experience "rejectionist" is also very good at preventing unwelcomed visitors from seeing the company's executives.

by but for December 6, 2017

refection

1: Eat, drink, have fun, and be merry

2 : refreshment of mind, spirit, or body ; especially : nourishment

2 a : the taking of refreshment

2 b : food and drink together : repast

This weekend we went to brunch for refection

by Divergent29 May 17, 2014

Why are you rejecting my words

You are rejecting my words I don't like it because they are good words and they took a lot of work and time please don't reject them. And don't forget thought

Why are you rejecting my words.

by Big cracka July 28, 2020

receptionised

VB to get shelved by a receptionist or "gate keeper" of a large company even when your enquiry is valid and useful,

I got receptionised by the big corp. on the other side of town, even though i knew the new product they brought out breaks many many laws.
I cant believe that company receptionised me!!!

by funkysk8er September 22, 2009

receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.

"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-

by pikachizzle November 30, 2011

ejection seat

Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.

City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.

by QuacksO December 26, 2016