When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.
by truthBtold December 15, 2014

Myself and my partner had a hard time picking out a double ended dildo for the rectal arrangement we had planned later on in the day.
by zaharie June 5, 2019

by thetruth1000 March 8, 2014

by iisaltyi January 31, 2020

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .
Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010

It's a rare birth condition where a nerve is connected from your asshole to your eyes. Leading to a shit out look on site.
1: Why is Jeff always in a bad mood.
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy
by Con_man641 January 31, 2022

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.
(See sharting.)
(See sharting.)
by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023
