by Cryptic One May 19, 2013
Get the Rectal Amnesiamug. Rectal rage. Common rectal rage is experienced the follow day after spicy foods such as Thai, Mexican, or Indian cuisine. The symptoms of rectal rage can be accompanied by one or several of the following symptoms, intense burning, bleeding, flatulence, diarrhea, and tenderness of the butthole area.
"I had intense rectal rage after eating those thai chilies, I was constantly farting and shitting blood for 2 days!"
by Floppy Noodle December 29, 2020
Get the rectal ragemug. by Cheese vault May 24, 2023
Get the rectal clutchmug. “You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”
— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
by lord anton June 24, 2025
Get the rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geesemug. A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023
Get the Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)mug. by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009
Get the optical rectal refractionsmug. When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.
I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.
by Mungtongue February 6, 2022
Get the Rectal suicidemug.