gut reaction

A primitive response to external stimuli, occurring before reason has a chance to modulate one's behavior.

"Screw you, sinners!"

- Baby Jesus' gut reaction when Mother Mary explained about God's crucifixion plan.

by GreatBigBore March 5, 2010

pee jerk reaction

when in the middle of urinating a man has a myoclinic type jerk causing a emergency clean up

i was at thanksgiving at my girlfriends and had a pee jerk reaction took me 5 mins to clean up

by smokey chantrel January 15, 2010

ReadTheory

a virtual cancer that's so shitty that our crappy teachers don't even like it

ReadTheory has such fucking terrible scam sucking quizzes that don't even make our minds smarter

by tsarbombanuclearbomb January 15, 2021

Cray Reach

Someone who is really really just terrible at beerpong.

"oh my god, im so drunk because my partner is such a Cray Reach!"

by Emmybee24 March 9, 2009

arabian reach around

one must have an osama bin ladin type beard used from behind partner to let him jerk off with facial hair

when we found saddam hussein in the hole, he was in the middle of getting an arabian reach around from one of his sons.

by gow plow June 5, 2010

rectum-reation

To sit on the toilet for an extended period of time while at work, not actually pooping, but rather, playing games on your phone

Joe: "So I should have been working on that TPS report for the last hour, but I couldn't get away from the crapper."
Bill: "Bowel troubles?"
Joe: "Nah, I was there for my own rectum-reation."

by Ecunadian March 29, 2015

common courtesy reach around

Used when two gay guys have sex doggy style. The "top" guy gives the "bottom" guy pleasure by reaching round and masturbating the penis. Can be used by non gays to describe someone who has not done something that you would expect them to do due to "common courtesy".

Also, if someone is a tight arse.

Dan "That dude did not hold the door open for me"

Mike "Yeah - I bet he doesn't do the common courtesy reach around either"

by Slackmatt September 13, 2007