A middle-aged man, who has recently gone through a divorce and most likely has children, now decides to fit in with young hipsters to retain his youthful life.
Dude. That one guy over there is too old. He's like a dad trying to fit in with his kids by wearing a Vans and a Paul Frank hoodie. He's totally a Royal Todd.
by Canute January 17, 2009
Get the Royal Toddmug. Ingredients:
Girl
Irish Car Bomb (Guiness, Irish Whiskey, Bailey's)
Weed
You start off getting a bj. you light up the weed (however you prefer), take a hit, do an irish car bomb, then exhale. Boom.
The Ultimate Royal AEPi is the above, but the girl does an ICB and takes a hit.
Girl
Irish Car Bomb (Guiness, Irish Whiskey, Bailey's)
Weed
You start off getting a bj. you light up the weed (however you prefer), take a hit, do an irish car bomb, then exhale. Boom.
The Ultimate Royal AEPi is the above, but the girl does an ICB and takes a hit.
by D S op April 15, 2008
Get the The Royal AEPimug. A baby from royalty which without a doubt will be lifted high above the balcony while the queen sings ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE AND IT MOVES US ALL.
by hiyaitsalllama August 30, 2013
Get the Royal Babymug. 1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.
Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
Get the Royal Asswipemug. Clash Royale is a terrible game that gives you aids and cancers and your hole family dies and everyone you win against will swear against your family good luck and have fun
by fuck them kids bro May 27, 2021
Get the Clash Royalemug. The art of sexually stimulating a woman with one's entire hand using a motion similar to that of the British Queen's famous wave. This technique is primarily used for women of the 'looser' variety, i.e those with a sizeable 'welly boot top'.
by An Innocent Mind November 28, 2006
Get the Royal Wavemug. A royal straight is the HIGHEST hand in poker... Well, at it is according to Element on LS2.com
A K Q J 10 suited... But we're still uncertain if this Royal Straight has to be in a certain order or if you're allowed to rearrange your cards. Ask Element.
A K Q J 10 suited... But we're still uncertain if this Royal Straight has to be in a certain order or if you're allowed to rearrange your cards. Ask Element.
"You could play the chips scientifically all night, and still get your ass handed to you on what you assumed was a "safe" hand, and the other guy winds up with a royal straight or something."
by mahhdd___ February 22, 2008
Get the royal straightmug.