1. When you take your wife to the top of a mountain while she's in labor, gather a group of wild animals to look at you two on the mountain, and then wait for the baby to be born. When it is, you hold it up to the sky for all the wild animals to look at and scream, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama!"
Larry: I think me and my wife are going to have one of those water birthing things.
Steve: Those are gay, me and my wife are doing The Circle of Life.
Larry: So simple, yet so badass.
Steve: Those are gay, me and my wife are doing The Circle of Life.
Larry: So simple, yet so badass.
by DBelinky March 25, 2010
When you pull out and ejaculate on a woman's forehead, smear it across her head with your thumb and say "Simba".
by TWIsM May 6, 2011
To grab a feline, usually a cat or other said feline shaped creature, and using both hands hold it up as high as you can as done at the beginning of The Lion King.
by timmyv July 26, 2015
while having sex, the male takes some of his cum and rubs it across her forehead. After doing this he leans in and whispers, "Simba".
by Hugh Jazz 69 November 12, 2009
Consuming food while sitting on the toilet taking a dump. Especially useful when you are hungry and have to go to the bathroom simultaneously. You don't have to make a choice. Do both.
by A Chase January 18, 2008
by Tim/Kyle/Matt^2 July 26, 2008
by fuckshitcockass October 1, 2009