Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)

"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"

by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023

Rectal shyness

The feeling when you're taking a shit in a public bathroom and somebody tries to open the door and you can't remember if you locked the door or not.

I used to have rectal shyness but now I don't care who walks in on me!

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019

optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.

by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009

Rectal suicide

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.

I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.

by Mungtongue February 6, 2022

video-rectalitis

a shitty outlook on life.

Don't spread your video-rectalitis around here.

by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005

Rectal Outcry

A fart- a toot- gas escaping from your butt

what was that? A Rectal Outcry--that smells horrible!

by HeartsAndFarts November 17, 2015

Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022