porch cookie

A prostitute on house arrest.

"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"

"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."

by odbal. August 29, 2021

Parched mosquito

A person who hasn't gotten any head in a while

Mr. Mull is a parched mosquito

by Homonotfound February 21, 2023

back porch rug

a bushy patch of hair located in the buttocks region

Damn she's fine I hope she has a back porch rug

by BP oil spill May 12, 2015

sexually parched

When it's been so long since the last time you had sex, your genitals are all dried up.

"Dude, I'm sexually parched. My girl took the open sign down. She won't let me tap that."

by Mr. R0b0t November 21, 2019

pussy perch

A way that someone sits that makes them look shaggable as they perched on their pussy.

omg! shes proper pussy perched right now, she looks so shaggable.

by Olympiuh March 19, 2022

Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.

River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."

by motherfuckingterry January 15, 2013

Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021