Professor

sometimes if insecure will attempt to break your spirits in front of the class if you have a different opinion.
But your spirits are much to wise to joust with the idiot that spends day in and day out boring the hell out of you and failing to contribute anything exciting, worthwhile, and positive to society. Not all professors are bad. some know that the educational system sucks.
If i had to teach kids to remember worthless information day in and day out. I'd probably be insecure about my actions as well.

If you have a professor that only gives a shit about his own weak ego, than i suggest you go to the higher ups and ask why they hired such an intellectual weakling to lead the mass of students that pay loads of money and aren't touched by a single word that comes out of his/her mouth.

I had philosophy class today, and my Professor choked after every one of my responses that countered an insight made by Kant.
My teacher sucks Kants dick and i don't. I appreciate what Kant has to say but will continue to think for myself.

by Lil' Dick yo September 25, 2013

professor

A freaky looking person who spends hours, because they get paid,trying to convince you of the neccessity to read and understand weird stuff.

The professor spoke for hours about the scales on a lizzards feet.

by Kalinago September 30, 2005

professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.

Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.

by karlos February 22, 2005

professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

by Attica91 September 5, 2008

Professional Rawdogger

People who are real g's never use a condom and always rawdogg their girl. Term created by Jidion

Jack: Ay bro did you use a condom last night
Steve: No...Why?
Jack:Man you gotta be careful you don't wanna catch herpes or sum
Steve: Man FUCK all that I'm a professional rawdogger I don't need to use a rubber!!!

by Fheudh July 23, 2022

Adjunct Professor

A cheap, untenured lecturer that teaches for peanuts at a university, naively hoping that they will beat the odds and one day get hired into a tenure-track position.

Dude, did you know that professor Smith is an adjunct professor, and he makes less teaching this class than I did working at Wendy's last summer? What a tool!

by Mr E August 19, 2008

professional tickler

someone who knows just how to delicately stroke the skin of their loved one, with the tips of their fingers at any given time and give them a sensational feeling from deep within the heart and all the way out toward hairs on their skin.

Monica is Ashley's very own professional tickler. He gets that warm, fuzzy, feeling everytime she strokes his bare skin....

by mon_angel August 12, 2010