The Alphabet People

An encompassing and easier means to address the non-heterosexual people who are among the LGBTQIAPK crowd ( Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersexual, Asexual, Pansexual, and Kinkiness ). Saying "The Alphabet People" most likely will offend SJW's and liberal snowflakes, but it sure beats wasting your time and money taking a useless Gender Studies class.

Dave: "Hey, what happened at the party last night ? I thought trying to hook up Ethel with Milton would be a good idea. How come they never hit it off with one another ?"

John : " The reason Ethel and Milton weren't interested in each other is because both are part of The Alphabet People."

by The Shadow's Reflection December 16, 2017

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National Throw Short People Day

On October 21, you can, without permission throw anyone who is 5’ 5” or shorter with no repercussions.

“What day is it?”
“National Throw Short People Day”
“AHH”

by RoseThrower63 June 19, 2022

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People-person

A very talkative person who has great communicative skills and talk to everyone with no trouble.
It's said of people that work in Human Resources, solving other people problems and giving opinions.

I'm applying for this job because I think I have great communication skills. I like to talk to everyone, so, I'm certainly a "People-person".

by arruda October 25, 2009

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People's Republic Of New Jersey

A term used humorously and seriously to describe the oftentimes "Un American" intrusive, overregulatory, and overbearing activities of the state and local governments in the state of New Jersey. Used typically in the context of overtaxation, de facto denial of second amendment rights via foot dragging in issuance of FID (Firearm Identification Card), and oftentimes overbearing environmental regulation.
In other words, a "regime" that blatantly disregards the constitution and acts as a quasi independent entity. Also known as People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, People's Socialist Republik of New Jersey, People's Democratik Republik Of New Jersey or variations thereof. Usuually abbreviated as PRNJ, PSRNJ, and variations thereof.

Dammit my taxes went up without me having a say in it. These corrupt politicians in the People's Republic Of New Jersey are like dictators.

New Jersey is not America, hence we call it the People's Republic of New Jersey.

Just because gays can have civil unions, doesn't make the People's Republic Of New Jersey a welcome place for most individuals.

Why anyone in their right mind would willingly live in the People's Republic of New Jersey and submit to onerous regulations of their daily lives is utterly and completely beyond comprehension.

by LONFOG April 9, 2010

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