Pretentious

A word that douchebags use all the time in an attempt to sound intelligent. Usually the subject that the douchebag is using the word, "pretentious" against will have you asking yourself if they even know what the word means.

Douchebag: "I think that, "(Insert a name of a good show here)" is pretentious and overrated!"
Normal Person: "I really just think that the writers are just trying to entertain an audience, why exactly is it pretentious?
Douchebag: "(Couldn't Answer)"

by Dick Of Dastardly Deeds November 18, 2013

push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

2 percent

The percent of women in the world that are neither bitches or hoes. Therefore they are definitely worth caring for.
Antonym 98 percent

Cassie and Megan are being 2 percent right now, you can tell they really want to be here.

by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009

dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

pretentious

1) Trying to act smarter, more professional or generally better than one actually is; delusional of grandeur

2) See "Green Day"

1) You wanna learn Japanese? Don't be so pretentious!
What's with these crappy photographs? You're so pretentious!

2) "Punk rock is a harsh music"? Geez, quit bein' so pretentious guys.

by Psi December 18, 2005

twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

by Jack Bell June 25, 2007

pretentious

All British people in the world, ever.

Look at me, I'm from England, I use words like whilst and put the letter "U" in unnecessary places! I'm such a pretentious cunt!

by Ryuichi Sakamoto October 10, 2006