precaf

Verb. To drink a caffeinated beverage before partaking of a more highly caffeinated beverage. Derived from the word "pregame," this act is often avoided due to its cheapening of the second caffeine buzz.

You: Hey, you wanna go grab some coffee?
Me: Alright, but I'm getting decaf.
You: What are you, some sort of pansy bitch?
Me: Naw dude, I'm drinking Monster later and I don't wanna precaf.

by Samson III July 22, 2008

Precover

Precovery, Precovering, Precovers
The Act of resting before a long night, weekend, summer, or lifetime of bing drinking and partying.

If you can preparty, then surely you must be able to precover.

However if you go out immediately upon recovering, then the recovery and precovery are the same act.

It took me a week to precover for just one weekend in vegas because I knew I'd be living on nothing but a diet of booze and cocaine .

by Hot Sos December 31, 2009

Dirty Precious

When a gorgeous dark skinned goddess of a woman lures a foreigner in with her charm and beauty, only to lure him in and domesticate him as some sort of sexual pet

Dave: Did you hear about David, he left to meet his sweetheart and never came back!
Todd: he was a good lad ... Pretty sure he got the ol' dirty precious.
Dave: lucky bastard!

by PervHirt September 5, 2019

precip

A cool-ass abbreviaton for precipitation that my professor used today

"Weather stations record all types of things, temperature, humidity and any type of precip" - NC State professor

by name dude February 9, 2017

the precious

everything covethed by wordgollem/word.

The fat hobbitses are hogging the precious.

by vark April 6, 2003

Precrastination

The rare act of getting something done before tomorrow. The complete opposite of procrastination.

Zach: Oh, man. I hate English 2015. Don't you have to write your paper, too?

Billy: Nope, I joined precrastination nation and did work on that thing, got it done almost a week ago.

Zach: *breaks down and cries*

Billy: *hands him a tissue and pats his back* It'll be okay, buddy.

by Nubzilla3 December 6, 2009

100th Precinct

The 100th Precinct is an NYPD police precinct located in the southern area of the borough of Queens on the Rockaway Peninsula. The neighborhoods within the precinct are Arverne, Belle Harbor, Breezy Point, Broad Channel, Neponsit, Rockaway Park and Roxbury. Primarily it is a residential area consisting of Housing Projects, apartment buildings, one and two family homes, five to ten family tenaments, skids, skells, dopeheads, theives, crackheads, and zombies. This precinct covers almost every economic class from the destitute housing project dweller to filthy rich Jewish diamond merchants all within a 6 square mile area. From what I understand, this area used to be very nice to live in until the housing projects were erected and the undesireables moved in. The cops that patrol this area are for the most part, functional retards. They are the fuckups and morons that every other shithole command on The Job got rid of for being incompetant. These cops are known to shoot dogs and have their legs snap at the first sight of conflict. This precinct is usually refered to by other cops as either "Fort Zero" or "Fort Retard" As in any clusterfuck there are usualy a few hardworking cops with an IQ of 70 or above that keep the place from burning. It should be noted that for one of the slowest police precincts in the NYPD, the 100th precinct has the largest crime increase the ENTIRE city thus far in 2008. Don't listen to The Ramones when they tell you to hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach, there's a better than average chance you'll get robbed.

"You see that retard cop over there picking his nose?"

"Yea, he's from the 100th Precinct"

by Stilez October 28, 2008