Pittsburgh Pooter

Upon completion of intercourse with his girlfriend, the boyfriend ejaculates on his girlfriend's stomach and on her inner thighs. He then proceeds to stick his naked ass in her face, rip a huge, wet fart, while yelling "ITS OVER BITCH!" It is a common practice in the Pittsburgh area to break up a relationship.

Paul: I couldn't stand my girlfriend anymore. She pushed me over the edge, so I ended it.

Mike: Did you do what I told you to?

Paul: Ah, hell yeah! I nutted all over her and then gave her the old Pittsburgh Pooter!

by Harry Paratestees April 26, 2008

ashlee porter

An extermely beautiful girl that deserves nothing but the best. she is truly amazing

ashlee porter is a beauty

by vandea September 2, 2009

Pooterhole

Someone who makes an ass of themselves, whether being used to describe a short instance or someone's permanent persona.

Generally used as a friendly insult.

Daniel: "What was up with wesley last night?"

Trevor: "Idk, he was being such a pooterhole."

by Endersion January 9, 2009

Polterdiddle

being sexually assaulted by a ghost - as per Dane Cook on Conan

Polterdiddle is when you feel sheets fly off and the occasional "muahahaha" is heard as you are having sex with a ghost

by Jephrayy June 10, 2009

Pootersnatch

A legendary cryptid believed to reside in the northern United States. Although unconfirmed, is believed to resemble a tall-statured Ellen DeGeneres. Supposedly docile unless firecrackers explode while the Pootersnatch makes stool. Reported sightings include observing the Pootersnatch performing naked snow angels, and in one isolated case, begging for a trip to the hospital. According to the interviewee, the Pootersnatch did not appear to be wounded.

"Dude, why the HELL is there a condom in my birdfeeder!?"
"Not sure man, the Pootersnatch must have been through last night."

by Vitakka October 6, 2011

Pooternickle

A person who plays a character already portrayed in a film, play, or other media, and does a worse job.

Compared to other Batmans, Ben Affleck is a real pooternickle.

The girl that played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz this year is a pooternickle.

by JRodMan2018 May 10, 2017

cooters pooters

a gassy baby.

Amber Hamm is such a cooters pooters! So is that big fluffy dog, Five. Err I mean SIX!!

by tooory&&kristina July 17, 2011