position one narcissistic abuser

Diagnosis from domestic partner that has been educated by short hair helmet cut lesbian hockey players with no medical training part of a gaggle of four dollar words

You are a position one narcissistic abuser

I just need you to commit something so horrific that I can achieve complete custody

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021

Mercenary Position

A position for sexual intercourse, similar to missionary position, however, consent is not given. The origin comes from the forceful practices of Christian mercenary soldiers forcing religion on others. Similarly, one person forces their "practices" on another.

She was over the missionary position, but I wasn't, so we ended in the mercenary position.

by You're the Devil February 6, 2010

positive vibes

Modern catchphrase of popular commentary Youtuber Leafyishere. Made popular by YouTube and Twitter users around early 2016.

Gotta spread them positive vibes.

by mrsmiis July 13, 2016

sex position 42

guy on top of a girl as she arches up

how do u 42?? umm its the sex position 42 .....

by shannonluvzya November 16, 2011

superman position

The Superman Position is where the girl is laying on her back, legs pulled up to chest, and you do her while pretending like your superman. It puts a lot of stress on her back, but its fun!

I'm doing the superman position. I fly up high on top of her thighs!

by J.R.R. June 18, 2008

posiedo

An exclamation, much like owned or pwnt in which a person (the "posiedoer") extremely embarrasses another (the "posiedoee"). The posiedoer is not allowed to call a posiedo on himself, and the majority of cases neither is the posieoee.

Meriadoc: "Get in position Balbanes."
Balbanes: "Shut up Meriadouche."
Toga: "Posiedo!"

by r00ts October 13, 2005

"bowtie" position

a grotesque sleeping position in which your boobs and your butt touch the matress at the same time

damn, sleepin in the bowtie position really fucked me up last night.

by O_Xx May 19, 2005