Porada

Porada always has a bullshit excuse why he can't hangout. Porada is always looking for a way out of social situations especially when when the event he's trying to miss is going to be fun. Porada in every social situation acts like a homeless dog where he shakes uncontrollably. Don't even think about bringing girls around him he won't talk and its a waste of time.

Jack: "Hey Porada want to go to the party with me tonight?

Porada: "Sorry I can't on the next quarter crescent moon I have baseball practice and also since its leap year I need to pull snails from the ground ."

by Slimeslime455 February 23, 2023

porch climber

A gamblers term in golf for someone who owes money to you from an on-course bet and disappears as soon as you walk in the clubhouse grill-room.
Also used as a term for a gambler who's handicap is questionable or possibly inflated artificially (see sandbagger).
Often shortened to porchie and used as an adjective.

I beat Pierre 16 ways on that last press. Where is he?

Can you see those hands clinging to the railing out there ... ?

That goddamn porch climber!

by vic_city_boy June 1, 2011

porkhead

A "poor kid"...
Basically, if you say that really fast, it sounds like porkhead.

Sandy: I mean, seriously...he's so strange.

Brandee: Poor kid...

Sandy: Did you just say "porkhead"?!

Brandee: Sure Sandy, he's a porkhead...

by Brandee & Sandy December 20, 2007

porch monkey

A person that sits usually on their porch by themselves or with other people doing basically nothing yet looking and watching others. They can be black or white.

Hey look at that dumb ass porch monkey just sitting there staring at us -- he looks like he is up to no good.

by Was a porch monkey November 16, 2009

porch monkey

It means a Person, black, white, brown, or Yellow who are lazy and have nothing better to do but sit on there porch all day. All tho A long time ago I do think it started as racial term that made no since. Back then everyone use sitting on there porch as a good pastime rich or poor.

Just Like trailer park trash can be referring to anyone so can Porch monkey.

by Francisstewart February 27, 2008

porch monkey

a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.

Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"

Girl: "what does it do?"

Guy: "throws poop at people"

girl: "awesome"

by ninjamatt May 5, 2009

po-po rah-rah

A person who takes the side of the police in every situation without regard for facts or evidence. Often a relative of a law enforcement officer. They like to say that everyone hates cops until they need to call 911.

Gina is such a po-po rah-rah, she carries an autographed picture of Mark Ferman in her wallet.

by The One Who Can't Be Named July 15, 2006