Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021

poot

A high pitched fart, that sounds like a misplayed trumpet note.

Did you just poot? Or maybe you forgot to tell me that you've started learning the trumpet?

by lawrence De Plume September 2, 2019

Poot Lovato

A doll.

I got the new Poot Lovato doll!

by thecharacterwannie September 7, 2022

Poot

A Poot is like what dnf is, so graceful, and kind of looks like a maya😔

Hey there you look like dnf that’s so Poot!

by Pixie.vxmp January 9, 2022

poot

instead of poor you say poot. like when you feel bad for something, someone, or yourself. when it doesn’t go your way

“her mom didn’t let her go to the beach, poot her”

“i look ugly today, poot me”

by damngrrr June 17, 2020

Pee-Poot

A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.

"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."

by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023

Pooted

Pooted

The rest of the time it pooted randomly all around Dreamworld - and four times a day it actually left the grounds and took a swing around the parking lot, exiting and reentering via the large-vehicle gate near the Main Gate.

When the light changed, it pooted and tooted off in the direction of New Jersey, but not before the objects noted a sticker on its bumper that announced, "I'd Rather Be Partying.

They'd make a thermos of it so it would stay hot on him while he pooted around showering and shaving and so on in the morning

by Pootymalooty October 30, 2021