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Pokin’ the momo

A turn of phrase used to describe someone’s polite attempt to partake in an unfamiliar custom or tradition when it is clear the person is highly uncomfortable.
Alejandra: Steve, your mom looks like she’s really enjoying my niece’s Quinceañera!

Steve: Babe, my mom is a keen racist. She’s just pokin’ the momo until she gets to go home.
by Leftmarx May 26, 2018
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Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.
“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”
by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018
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pokéing

Verb:
The act of catching Pokémon by a Pokémon trainer.
Bottle: Hey seffro77 what are you up to tonight?

seffro77: Not much Bottle, just Pokéing. I really need to grind hard for stardust to power up my Blissey.
by syohonscreamer June 26, 2018
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puking elephant

When a male is pooping and bends down with his head between his legs to witness the action.
I feel so light after that puking elephant, I could tap dance.

That puking elephant ate far too much roughage.
by Nordine January 16, 2022
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Pooking

Pooping and puking at the same time.
I smelt my poop and that made me throw up so I grabbed my garbage and started pooking.
by Antball June 10, 2022
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Brooke Polkinghorne

this is a term to describe someone who is very popular and is worshiped by all Asians and has puffy hair. Brooke is also the best yodeller in the word she is also very talented in the arts of sing dancing and many many others. Brooke wants to be a daycare teacher when she grows up but that is just a disguise as she really is a super secret and sexy spy who saves the world on a daily basis with her AMAZING skills 😎

She also is in love with Zac Efron and will marry him In the following year to come.
by Xnetha is a banana April 13, 2019
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ponking

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker
am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking
by mattynic October 8, 2005
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