used to be a Love Pirate. A person that chases (and captures... arrgh) the partner of a friend (or enemy). Someone who steals the affection of others... when they are in a partnership with other.
by theperry May 5, 2008
Get the former love pirate mug.A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.
PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(
by Alan October 15, 2004
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A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.
Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
by Spanky4679 April 9, 2006
Get the Taint Pirate mug.When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.
by Ryan April 20, 2004
Get the one-eyed pirate mug.When you are having sex with someone and right before you Cum you kick them in the leg and spooge in there eye ,and they limp away half blind and moaning "Aarrgh"
"That girl said she wanted me to Donkey puch her so instead I gave here a Angery pirate"
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We went to the Liquor store and she said she wanted to go sailing with captian so when we got home I gave her the "Angery Pirate"
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"I gave that block rocking Bitch a Angery Pirate"
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We went to the Liquor store and she said she wanted to go sailing with captian so when we got home I gave her the "Angery Pirate"
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"I gave that block rocking Bitch a Angery Pirate"
by BigHam October 29, 2004
Get the Angery Pirate mug.Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.
The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble
by Master Apps September 18, 2005
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