At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,

Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,

And will be done

Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,

As we forgive those that comment against us,

And lead us not into screen addiction,

And deliver us from Google images

For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,

Amen.

by Anonymouse🐀 November 23, 2018

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Pintervention

When an intervention is needed to drag your wife off pintrest.

This is the 25th day in a row, it's time for a pintervention.

by AUB_JT October 9, 2011

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pinto

1. An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.

2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".

1. "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes"

2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 18, 2004

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Pinting

To have as one's sole objective to drink many many pints at a bar or pub, usually with fellow pinting partners.

Using the word "pint" as a verb.

As in "to pint or not to pint.."

I think I will go pinting tonight as I can feel a thirst coming on.

Usually someone who is pinting is very focused on getting intoxicated and less concerened with meeting lovely ladies.

A person who is pinting however usually engages in loud conversations and debates.

by Ben January 24, 2004

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