Pedro

A friendly guy in a van who offers treats such as candy.

"Hey kid, you want some candy?"
"Oh yes, thank you generous mister. You're such a kind Pedro!"

by click to edit September 1, 2020

Pedro

A horny ass muthafucka who’s lesbian and multiple times a day, whilst on FaceTime. Also he likes to spend four dollars on “rings” that didn’t work. Also he has lung cancer from smoking paper.

U know un pendejo by the name of Pedro??
Oh yeah, ain’t he that kid that likes to rage playing cod and is horny all the time.

by MiLoDe March 30, 2020

Pedro

Pedro is one gay ass bitch

Pedro sucked my dick

by Kkksmokey February 5, 2019

Pedro

A retarded Mexican who thinks he is black and likes little boys

Pedro is saying the n-word again

by Jarrenis schmecky December 11, 2019

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by smnv August 25, 2022

Pedro Hoffmann

A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.

Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?

by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 7, 2020

Looking like Pedro

Word used for when someone is a mega simp and looks beautiful

Ex: "Bruh, do i look Dope?
"You're looking like Pedro"
"Thanks brother!"

by RaikouMaster21 April 22, 2020