Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

paw moo

a sexy asian witha fat lucious booty cheeks

“omg is that paw moo!”

by frogcheeeese November 20, 2023

Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020

Swamp Paw

The mucky condition of your dog's paws after a romp outside during foul weather.

Awe man, my shirt just got trashed by Rover's swamp paw.

by Bernissimo February 4, 2010

Pepsi paws

STINKY FURRY

PEPSI PAWS STINKY TIKTOK FURRIE 😍🥩

by Georgenotfoundddd April 6, 2021

meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017