paragraphics

How print designers design websites. Instead of using standard text, they make their paragraphs using large graphics where they can control everything about the type.

Reuben uses paragraphics because he doesn't understand web design.

by jamjam1 June 1, 2009

paraneum

Common misspelling of 'perineum', the part of the body between the anus and genitals, aka the pelvic floor. This term is commonly used in discussions about anatomy, yoga, tantra and Kegel exercise.

People with poor web searching skills may spell 'perineum' as 'paraneum'. Complete ignoramuses may also attribute the word solely to the female anatomy.

by original_MikZ April 23, 2011

Soft Parade

A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.

I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.

by Apocellipse August 23, 2014

Paragism

An act of deceiving someone, an act of shallow talks, hating spending money, incompetence, and impurity

He doesn't know anything; he always uses Paragism to get his work done.

by Ilham January 26, 2017

ParaDew

A meme streamer who makes the same jokes everyday

Person 1: "Hey ParaDew" is live! Person 2: "HOOO LEEE I can't wait to sayJoel!"

by CEO of ParaCells November 24, 2022

Phone Parade

One of the most popular multi-player cell phone games available to our nation's youth. It really only serves as an introduction to the world of cell phone gaming. (Such as phone party)

The rules are as follows: all players place their phones in the center of the table. All phones are carefully inspected (by a neutral party, if possible), and the person with the smallest phone wins.

"After you left the BBQ last night all twelve of us sat down and played a kickin' round of phone parade! You shoulda been there, man!"

by Professor Faggot Q. Boring May 31, 2006

rain parade

The act of flailing hundreds of dollar bills in succession into the air with a group of baller buddies after the build up of a trance song in a dance club. Best done on the dance floor while watching the broke-ass douchebags try to pick up your bills to pay for their shitty beers.

Alex: The beats about to blow, ready boys?
Alen: Stunt like you mean it bitches.
Steve: THUMBS UP LETS DO THIS - RAIN PARADE!!!

by paradigm June 9, 2011