Glam Rock Panda

The Glam Rock Panda is a rare breed of the Chinese marsupial, dwelling in the alleyways of China's harems and bar streets. They are normally six feet tall, covered from head to toe in neon green dyed fur, and wear what drunken onlookers have described as "shitloads of makeup". They are, without a doubt, the ninth wonder of the world, and should be given utmost respect and appreciation. The mating call sounds very similar to that of Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

"You skank, you so tried to copy the Glam Rock Panda to steal mah man! FUCK YOU, HOE!" *throws drink in face*

by Kat November 19, 2004

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giant panda attack

To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP

"I totally had a giant panda attack today when the teacher gave us a pop quiz"

by David Lev April 22, 2006

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Padua Girl

Padua girls, unlike Ursuline, actually like to hold SOME amount of repect for themselves and not parade about like some rabid streetwalker. Girls from padua get guys not by latching their mouths to zipper confined organs, but by actually having the brains to hold a conversation. Girls who may be called sluts, but the things they are doing are just misinterpreted; such as getting hammered for the local sallies dance or party, and then getting groped by a few males(maybe even a few women). Padua girls are also known for keeping good grades and taking part in school activities; while on the weekends getting plastered, plowed, stoned, and over all wasted, but still coming back to school to maintain the good grades and putting up one hell of a front so their parents don't have one clue.

Sallies Dance
Sallies guy 1: Why the hell is that girl going down on him right in the middle of the dance floor?! Isn't she a padua girl?
Sallies guy 2: No.Ursuline. But the girl who took her shirt off and is waving it in the air sure as hell is a padua girl!

by weasley March 18, 2005

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paducah pancakes

a sexuscatalogical act accomplished by dropping multiple solid feces fragments upon a recipients chest, stomach and/or face and then repeatedly mashing them flat with your buttocks creating the illusion of stacked pancakes. This can be either a sexual or dominating act performed by consenting or non-consenting participants for the outcome of sexual gratification or emotional and/or physical humiliation. Ejaculatory response or orgasmic climax is not necessarily the intended outcome.

Leonard was growing weary of her constant domineering nature and manipulative tactics. So, in a final act of defiance, and while she lay unconscious from too much alcohol, he left her naked and handcuffed with a stack of Paducah pancakes planted firmly between her breasts and her auburn hair glistening with his fresh, warn urine.

by Rokitman January 22, 2009

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