Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.

Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.

by corporate mofo June 16, 2006

executive producer

"The producer of the game."

- Jesse Wellens

"I got my boy Marcus here. He's the executive producer. He produces the game."

by anonkm June 27, 2017

product-produced isolation

The malicious marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them. With their social interaction skills atrophied, the only way they can satisfy their innate need to interact with others is by consuming products.

Though he had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionately intelligent, like most Americans, product-produced isolation had gotten him to only interact with his family members, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derive his, in reality, dwindling self-esteem, identity and health by not walking. He also purchased one of the most powerful revolvers, books, watches, and other things, some of which he collected. But all that only led to his declining mental state, and to feel good he became an alcoholic. After attending Alcoholics Anonymous for a number of years, he stopped drinking and became an expensive cigar addict.

by but for August 9, 2018

Cap Producer

Also known as Cap Artist, a cap producer is a crazy Russian whom only lies and waffles whilst saying its not cap even after being scientifically proven by the 7'11 gaming golem.

Jana: I cry every night because you’re so mean to me.

*abundantly apparent evidence of pure 100% cap*

smh another cap producer

by itsfeedintime November 24, 2020

i'm a producer

a 12 year old boy that downloaded garageband and makes "music" with loops

12 year old: "i'm a producer"
normal person: no you aren't

by big boy gang March 23, 2019

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

Poor Farmers (Primary Producers)

If it is not the weather…. It is:

NZ Government Regulation

Foreign Duties

Exchange Rates

Nasty Rip-Off Australian Banks (the Big 4 make astounding profits in NZ)

Expensive Labour Costs

Local Council Insanity

Environmental Imperialism

Insanely Expensive Legal + Accounting Fees

Home | MPI - Ministry for Primary Industries. A New Zealand Government Department

Inland Revenue - Te Tari Taake

worksafe.govt.nz

Australian-owned two super market chains that dominate the NZ retail industry…

and collude to drive down the prices of primary products (meat and vegetables) paid to producers while charging some of the highest retail prices in the developed world.

fonterra.com

Department of Conservation
doc.govt.nz

The list could go on…..

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

Poor farmers.... again whacked by severe drought.

South Island farmers forced to sell stock, let crops die in drought | Newshub
www.newshub.co.nz/home/rural/2019/03/south-island-farmers-forced-to-sell-stock-let-crops-die-in-drought.html

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

by Primary Producer NZ May 7, 2019

to mister producer

to be the absolute toppest G, to be the producer of everything gigachad

I will mister producer a TV show
He wanted to mister producer a course

by thenoobplayer June 14, 2023