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Poptard

n. a person who is incapable of popping popcorn without it burning

adj. can be used to describe someone who has just failed at making popcorn- poptarded
James: Ugh, Sam is such a poptard. The whole place smells like burnt popcorn

Jack: Yo, why'd you burn the popcorn? You're totally poptarded.
by don'tyaknow2011 October 27, 2011
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Poptard

A person, who lacks a basic understanding of popular culture.

Typically poptards are characterized by an lack of understanding or misunderstanding of all referential humor. This can ultimately alienate that person when outside his or her immediate friend group as the poptard lacks essential knowledge which can help them feign mutual interests when dating; this can be a serious problem unless of course the poptard is extremely good looking in which case everyone will pretends not to notice.
Guy: Wait, so you're telling me you've never seen any of the Star Wars films.

Girl: Yeah, I didn't have a TV at home when I was growing up.

Guy: That's crazy; so if I said "These aren't the droids your looking for" that has no meaning to you. You're a total poptard.

Girl: It's cool, I've seen the Family Guy versions now so I think I get it.

Guy: I've got a bad feeling about this...
by stax roth November 17, 2011
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pop tart

A guy that finishes very fast...like a one pump chump.
He is such a pop tart, he finished in 2 minutes.
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Pop Tart

1. A type of breakfast creial enclosed in a pstry surround that can be heated up by means of placing in a toaster.

2. Rhyming slang for fart.
2. Someone's just dropped a pop tart
by Mavmaramis June 29, 2005
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Pop-tart

A girl who loves to write about fairies.
Belo is a pop-tart who wants to become a ballerina.
by Mary_R May 19, 2010
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poptarting

The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)
Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

No...
by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011
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popart

Sort of like cartoons but in one picture and brighter. Think lots of primary colours combined with popular culture. Basically it's louder than gods revolver and twice as shiny.
Bob: 'popart is awesome!'
Dave: 'I totally agree.'
by Aggy October 22, 2013
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