ponchani

fuck me with a spoon inside out like a goddamn turtle or IM FUCKING MAD

your such a little ponchani

by assburgersss November 7, 2023

Poncify

When you make something unnecessarily Poncy

Don’t add kimchi to my bacon and egg muffin, you’re going to poncify it

by Nnamakd July 5, 2025

Ponchero

1. A catastrophic, spicy, and often unpredictable bowel movement brought on by consuming highly questionable or greasy food—often fast food like KFC, Taco Bell, or gas station nachos.
2. A term used to describe a poop so intense it feels like you birthed a whole Latin fusion food truck.

“Bruh, I shouldn’t have eaten that double Famous Bowl. I just dropped a ponchero and saw God.”
“Do NOT trust the bathroom after Chad went in there. He ponchero’d the whole place.”

by J-tha-leprechaun July 22, 2025

hooded poncho

when you rip off a girls labia

man i gave my girlfriend a hooded poncho last night and i had to take her to the emergency room

by strudel77 October 4, 2008

Moncho-ponch

The area of the stomach where an irregular amount of fat is stored. The area is not only carrying too much fat, but the fat is so abnormally differnet shaped that it flows over the pants/shorts etc. to form a sort of front muffin top.

David: Oh man look at the guys stomach! It's flowing out of the bottom of his shirt
Ben:Dude thats gross
David: No, thats a moncho-ponch!

by torpedolover December 29, 2010

Passion Poncho

A passion poncho is just like a regular poncho. However, it's not used to protect from rain, wind, or whatever else pochos are supposed to do. This poncho is used as a cover so that two people can make love in public underneath it.... If you see a poncho that seems to be moving around on its own, DO NOT look through the arm holes.

Jen: I really want to have sex with you.
Justin: But we are in public!
Jen: Good thing I'm wearing my passion poncho!
Justin: Well then... count me in!!!

by Wciccone69 August 1, 2012

rubber poncho

The cricker word for a condom

She knows weather. She knows when to have him put on the rubber poncho.

by Lindsay Shively May 11, 2014