Jerking off, drinking, and smoking (preferably cannabis), all within an hour. One might partake in the pity combo when they are feeling low.
Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.
Most people will only complete a pity combo when they are at the absolute rock bottom of self worth.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go get fucked up and shamelessly pleasure myself
Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo
Guy 2: sounds like you're about to embark upon the pity combo
by cameltoeshow February 12, 2016
When you fail an assignment or a class but your grade is just close enough to passing that your teacher decides to give you the minimum passing grade.
by avvy123 November 15, 2023
Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.
"Heard of monkeygate?"
"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."
"I'm concerned about how you know that."
"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."
"I'm concerned about how you know that."
by caseyvet December 14, 2023
by magicalonso January 29, 2022
A very skinny man who loves to eat but never gains weight?he is the sibling of quitos and is very powerful
by The chemestar secretary July 14, 2021
Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons
by 🅰️ February 02, 2025
The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."
"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."
by folksinger87 January 10, 2016