Fan Page Pity Like

When a person clicks the 'like' button on an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page out of pity for the friend that created the page.

My buddy created an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page for his cat, Fluffy BunnyTaco. He blasted this page out to all of his friends in hopes that they will 'like' the page. Even though his page is uber-gay, I clicked on the 'like' button anyway out of pity. It was a total Fan Page Pity Like.

by abblaz88 November 29, 2010

pitylingus

Performing oral sex on a girl because you feel sorry for her.

Hey, Joanne, I got some pitylingus last night. It was just as good as the regular kind.

by laughing girl January 5, 2011

pityplause

The applause one receives out of pity despite a poor performance

Despite stumbling over her lines, the comedienne recived a round of pityplause from her audience.

by DCDC December 21, 2005

Pitybrag

When a person brags about their own misfortune. Usually disguised as a complaint or told to a friend as if in confidence. What separates pitybragging from complaining or confiding, though, is that the speaker tells everyone who will listen and gets satisfaction from having the hardest luck in the room. Often, a listener can get roped into a competition with the pity bragger, but people who have endured real tragedy rarely participate.

"When I was growing up, my mom had to work three jobs just to put food in our mouths."

"Me too, only I had to drop out of school and strip just to help with the rent. It's totally not something I'm proud of."

A pitybrag often includes a statement that is exactly the opposite of the speaker's true feelings, such as "I'm not proud of this.", "Don't tell anyone but...", or "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me."

by JackieDickWolf August 16, 2012

pityfishing

To say bad things about yourself or make up things just to make others feel bad for you.

Mary: Joe, why don't you love me? Why dont you ever talk to me? I know you think i'm fat, but that doesn't mean you should ignore me!

Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.

by Neel Vora July 13, 2006

x.pityparty

one of the best melanie stan accounts to ever be created

they walked so other accounts could run<3

“Have you seen this melanie edit by x.pityparty??”

by urbsf May 5, 2021

pitysmile

A condescending smile given to someone that is deemed to be pitiful.

The wealthy woman condescendingly looked down upon a homeless man begging for food, gave him a dollar and a pitysmile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 7, 2016