When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)
Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.
Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!
Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!
by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009
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Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I heard you! I am not .
Chad: Hey! I heard you! I am not .
by okayboiiii September 27, 2021
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by poeticfly08 November 22, 2010
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