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Owen Wilson 

The Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an ass-to-ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.

This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."
Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...
Owen Wilson by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

Owen Cope 

An extremely laid back individual who is known to spend his waking hours dreaming about next term. Eats copious amounts of Spaghetti-O's and enjoys a good squat, along with late nights consisting of Al Bundy and Family Guy. An Owen Cope can also be refered to as the 0-Bag or more recently as THE MAN!
Damn dude, that girl was all over you until you pulled an O-Bag on her laundry.
Owen Cope by Mr. Robato January 10, 2005
Owen is a nice guy, usually around 5'4' and has beautiful hazel, but mainly brown eyes, and has a nice but, but that's not important. He does not usually fall for someone, but when he does he gives it his all. Owen is a very flirtatious guy, girls often mistake this as him liking them. Owen is just a frat person that makes people feel happy.
"I miss Owen so much, he is so amazing."
Owen by Reallifegirl November 5, 2016
To get angry when literally nothing went wrong.
All you did was lose don't pull an Owen
Owen by BackstageAiden February 23, 2017
He such a owen
Owen by Heirjdje ken April 6, 2017