Outside Joke

From amusing to terrifying, outside jokes incisively reveal a speaker's deficiency and usually highlight their gifuckingnormous douchebaggery. While different eras would have forgiven or simply forgotten such excretory gems (you can't make this shit up), the rise of internet blogging, cutesy Daily Show quips and a President who planned 9/11 in alliance with Israel (see this is an outside joke!), The oughts became larded with pathetic irony purveyors. Though we may have left the golden age (or festering shit swamp) of outside jokes, examples are available anytime Barack Obama expresses outrage, a college student describes themselves as spiritual but not religious, or when a middle aged basketball scout salivates over a nineteen year old "physical specimen".

I miss Tom Delay for his outside jokes.

by Somefinds April 6, 2009

outstanding

a problem or situation that someone would rather avoid; slang for bad;to criticize stupidity; proverb to yell

That was fucking outstanding!

Fucking outstanding!

by Gabe July 5, 2003

Urban Outfitters

A store that sells clothes "affordable" for its, ahem, demographic. Makes money by stealing smaller designer's templates, corporatizing "designs" and funding Rick Santorum with the massive revenue generated by college kids who would never shop at thrift stores but still want the indie look.

I just got the Stuff Every Woman Should Know book from Urban Outfitters. It includes things like, "how to sew a button back on" and "how to smile at people you don't like." SO progressive

by Snailheads July 19, 2012

urban outfitters

Slaughterhouse of American sensibility.

Anyone who can logically rationalize spending that much money on a semi-ironic and completely-lame t-shirt earns my respect, but still deserves to die anyway.

People tend to believe that Urban is somehow coolxcore while they sport their NOT MY PRESIDENT t-shirts and Kerry 2004 buttons (P.S. he lost) when in actuality Urban Outfitters is basically run by the GOP. Way to rebel, Trendy Urban Hipsters! You're teaching somebody a lesson somewhere. Unfortunately that "someone" is probably your other super wannabe dumbass friends, and the somewhere is probably your mother's house! Hardcore! Just like robots, dinosaurs, and brokenxhearts, right!

Tiffany: LOL OMG THIS SHIRT WAS $92839 4 FROM URBAN!
Ashley: I LUV IT CUZ ITZ SO IRONIK.
Tiffany: YAH LYK HELLA.
Ashley: LETZ GO THRIFITING AND PICK UP SOME HELLA VINTAGE KICKS. LOL.
Tiffany: OMG GOOD IDEA.
Ashley: UH BUT LETZ GO 2 HOTTOPIC FIRST.

by Nitsirhc July 26, 2005

urban outfitters

A very expensive thrift store, enough said.

I shop at Urban Outfitters because i have to much money, and i would NEVER be seen in a thrift store.

by XfourthmealX June 20, 2009

outside consultant

someone who never comes in to the office, yet still brings in revenue for said company.

Look man, Jimbo came in today, and he has a deal for us.

So what, he's just an outside consultant. Besides, he sucks ass anyways!! that deal is probably junk.

yeah, you're right. Damn Jimbo!!!

by The eye in the sky March 25, 2007

outside wedgie

When youre pants,shorts,skirts etc stick to your skin because it's hot. Your skin kind of sweats enought to make ur cloths stick.

You sit and when you get up the skirt is stuck to your thighs,hence the outside wedgie!

by Lizzy B. August 31, 2010