Obie

a person that steals your weed and is a piece of trash that does not contribute to anything. someone that starts shit with people just to do so and this leads to an epic ass beating. someone who can handle their alcohol and tries to slam everyone around him so he feels better about his shitty life.

Guy 1: *sitting in car with another buddy*
Guy 2: *approaches car* "hey fucktards"
Guy 1: tells him to move his arm and doesnt so just rolls window up on his arm... he was warned that window was going up after all...
Guy 2: "ill fuck you up. ill break this fuckin window and then imma fuck you up"
Friend: "O shit this guy is being a complete Obie right now"

Guy 2: continues to make an ass of himself by swinging at Guy 1 and falls over
2 hours later Guy 2 tries to fight another person

by awhitecollegeguy June 10, 2013

orgience

When someone is being an audience to an orgy

Hey Adam, lets go orgience!
Look! they're having an orgience.

by Miss Ren March 14, 2007

Orbital Wipe Sessions

When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.

Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.

by Mr. Gullible August 22, 2008

orbifold

A kind of strap used for light bondage play in sex.

"Hold on, my orbifold is coming loose."

by AlexanderGrothendieck October 21, 2009

Orbbie

A likeable, bagpipe-playing Scot who rarely talks, but always has a funny picture for any given occasion.

Often has to be coerced into speaking, which people do frequently because when an Orbbie does talk, they usually have an awesome accent.

Prefers to communicate through various noises made on the bagpipes.

Man, the guy is so Orbbie. He never talks, but we still somehow all like him.

by Master Skads December 4, 2010

orbital conversation

A conversation whose topic is centered on an individual who is present but not participating.

Jack: "Did you hear about Cory? Man, he's such a tool."
Joe: "Yeah really. What a meathead."
Jimbob: "I never liked that Cory guy either."
Cory: "I hate orbital conversations."

by travipross June 4, 2014

orientating sex

This is when a couple has sex in different destinations around the world, however whilst having sex they have to non stop be constantly be moving around the room

"Hey baby, orientating sex?"

by ChloeeeeeeColmer October 7, 2015