Octopus death

Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.

Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?

Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Octopussy

A James bond movie 1983.

A Verb; describing the action of exiting a sticky situation quicker than an average human's speed times ×8.

Adi: oh no! Its Radit's!

Girl with eye-patch: Oh dang Man, we gotta roll foo!
Adi: Yeah, lets octopussy outta here!

Neave: Hey! I no longer have an eyepatch as a plot device.

by Mountain_Viking_Vampire_Witch November 21, 2021

Octopussy

A verb describing the action of exiting a sticky situation quicker than an average human's speed times ×8.

Adi: oh no! Its Radit's!

Girl with eye-patch: Oh dang Man, we gotta roll foo!
Adi: Yeah, lets octopussy outta here!

Neave: Hey! I no longer have an eyepatch as a plot device.

by Mountain_Viking_Vampire_Witch November 21, 2021

OctoPussy

When females put one or more octopus's in her vaginal hole and has a fishy smell.

"Bro, she got octopussy, don't even think about it."

by Lol Mami B November 2, 2021

Octopussies

The non-pretentious way of pluralizing octopus.

Wow! That right here is a shit load of octopussies in that aquarium.

by Obombo February 22, 2022

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

Octopus

An Octopus is when there are many fake personal ads, catfish, in social media, for the same person. As an octopus has eight legs, posting eight fake ads pointing to the same one.

All those ads were an octopus, I wasted my time for the same person.

by TheRealPlanetEarth May 6, 2022