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John

John Is a cool,Goofy,Very nice guy that can get girls but doubts his self on pulling one so he just doesn’t really talk to them but when finally finds the right girl He treasures her
- Materialistic

- Gods gift

-Kind soul
I wish John talked to me so we could get to know each other better and maybe get together
by Ego-Funk November 18, 2018
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John

A very cute sexy nice smart guy who cares a lot for the ones he love and when you look in he's eyes you feel like you can tell him every thing on your mined💚💚 and he is the one that I love so back the fuck off girls he's mine
John
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John

John
by buttchugger68 January 11, 2018
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john

a boy that is pretty stupid and has a smoll penis :)
by you are a john July 27, 2020
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John

A complete absolute DICK HEAD who messes with your head and makes u fall in love with them and then you can't let go even though it feels like a thousand shards of glass sticking of your heart
John: I love you
Me: I love you too
John: jk bye
Olivia: *cries*
by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016
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john

a kid who looks like a raccoon and smokes a bunch of crazy shit with a kid who has a mop for hair.
he also says I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU and does nerf dart flips.
by Jayon12345 February 12, 2019
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John

This person is the devil. He like small balls. He wouldnt mind if he could borrow some himself, considdering he doesn't have any. He likes to try and masturbate but fails because his dick is the size of a wall nut. or smaller. He could be on drugs but who knows only crackheads will tell if he is. He is socily awkward. He likes to talk about how big his dick is. but they dont really know because he doesnt want to embarrass himself in front of the ladies. He gets really jelouse. And will lose his temper if u piss him off. he has very little friends. He also doesn't have a life.
Little kid: "Mom" . " whats the definition of the devil?".

Mom: "John"
by John buttface May 30, 2018
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