That will be a future me problem

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.

Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem”

by Hankscolts December 2, 2022

griefer bar problem

derived from Nazi Bar Problem, except not specifically bigotry.
A lack of moderation drives normal users away leaving a higher and higher concentration of griefers, flamers and trolls in online spaces such as video games and Discord.

I played League of Legends back in the day but the griefer bar problem really got to it

by IamMeWasTaken July 24, 2023

Sexy Guy with Problems

A 6"0+ white male with a lean, athletic physique and a body count higher than 30, equipped with unbelievable levels of sex appeal towards females, who also suffers from debilitating mental illness. Though still able to procure attractive female partners, he is constantly in a state of internal anguish. Hence, he is a Sexy Guy with Problems (SGwP).

Jack: Dude, Dominic hasn't come out of his room in three days and he hasn't taken his medication for Bipolar 1 Rapid Cycle Disorder. But dude, last night he banged Kelsey, who is a straight dime piece and he pulls more pussy than anybody here. What's up with him?
Mick: Oh, you didn't know man? He's a Sexy Guy with Problems.
Jack: Ye.

by Master Panda36 July 9, 2023

Thirst World Problems

1 Problems that people with active sex lives have.
2 A retort to someone who complains about the consequences of getting lucky.

A: Ugh I ran into two people I've slept with today.
B: Thirst world problems...

by Mel197 November 16, 2017

Fat People Problem

A problem of fat people being when they see someone else eating, the eat also. Often to excess.

I was watching the Food Network last night and I wanted to go eat because of it, I may have a fat people problem.

by Karl Hungus October 6, 2020

Bladder control problem

jake daniels pissed all over my floor one night cause he cant hold in his piss

jake daniels

by Danny Edwards March 23, 2003

Zero World Problems

Situations and scenarios third-wave feminists whine and complain about that literally don't exist in any basis of reality.

Susan complains about how hard her life is due to men, from her iPhone that was engineered by men from the comfort of a house built by men... talk about zero world problems.

by anonymous April 4, 2021