Charlie Kirk

To Charlie Kirk yourself is to advocate for policies and legislature that results in your own death.

It's not a surprise that the man who said that 'it's worth having a few gun deaths each year' was the first to really Charlie Kirk it.

by donphan2 September 10, 2025

Kirked

When you get killed immediately after saying the dumbest, most disingenuous thing ever.

“You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”

“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”

by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025

Kirk

To break something with your mighty hands.

The machine is broken because he kirked it!

by Rbsoldior January 30, 2018

Kirk-Screw

Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.

I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.

by Jordzn December 14, 2015

Kirk

Slang term used in place for oral sex

Justin: I went to my girls house last night
James: Did you get kirk?

by Ethioyoshi November 1, 2025

Kirk

The male version of a Karen. A male person who uses his privelige, economic status or ethnicity to demand their way. They view all others beneath them and feel they deserve special treatment. Often discovered through alcohol consumption.

That guy at table 7 wants 7 lemons in his water and snaps when he wants service. The guy is a total Kirk.

by Tonylum February 24, 2023

Kirk

The word "Kirk" is now used as a slang term for getting a blowjob. It's a funny way to talk about oral sex, focusing on the neck or head. "Kirk" sounds like "irk," which means it's about feeling good or satisfied. This slang comes from the name of Charlie Kirk, who was shot in the neck.

"So I just got some Kirk from this girl."

by Katano October 10, 2025