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pedophile

a adult who should be in jail because they couldn’t keep they’re woohoos in at the water park
yeah he was a pedophile. Fucking everyone’s children
by Audrey’s sie July 3, 2023
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Pedophile

A disgusting person (which is even worse when they commit sexual crimes against minors) who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children.
Person 1: Hey did you hear? Mike turned out to be a pedophile!

Person 2: Ew fucking disgusting. Wish I was NEVER his friend.
by NahREAL July 18, 2023
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Mr Hanks is a pedophile
by VolatileDoor6 July 30, 2023
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False pedophile

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!
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pedophile

A man who is sexually attracted to young children. Most often the time, they can appear normal and nobody would ever suspect that they are one.

Also known as a Child molester, or Chomo’s. Most male pedophiles stereotypically have long shaggy beards, long hair, 1970’s looking greasy shabby clothing; and tend to look like homeless men. They often wear beards because they are closet homosexuals and they find beards to be sexually arousing.

Although many pedophiles come in all shapes and sizes and can differ in appearance.

An extremely normal looking man who is clean-cut and baby-faced can be a pedophile, too. Female pedophiles are rare but are typically babysitters; and they are usually middle aged or old and (often) unattractive women.
Bournemouth and Poole in County Dorset, England are both renowned pedophile hotbeds.
by Death Menace August 27, 2023
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A person who is attracted to children, aka Sick people who should seek help.
"Yo dude, did you hear? Our friend Lucas is a pedophile!"
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A nice calm person who has infinite candy in his van. Pedophiles are people who will help you pick up the soap if you drop it! If you see a pedophile get in his van.
"omg! that nice pedophile just gave me a bunch of candy and let me live in his van.
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