by 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜 September 26, 2023
Get the nico rodriguezmug. Guy1- hey what’s up Nico I just got this new girl
Nico-oh really ???? :););//
Guy2- pss guy1 he’s a Simp Lord he abt to take yo girl
Guy1- oh shit I’m done!!
Narrator- Nico the Simp lord went off to the distance with that girl.
Nico-oh really ???? :););//
Guy2- pss guy1 he’s a Simp Lord he abt to take yo girl
Guy1- oh shit I’m done!!
Narrator- Nico the Simp lord went off to the distance with that girl.
by ThotSlayer421 November 6, 2019
Get the Nicomug. An awesome girl that is better than you! She likes to dance and talk! All the time! She is very kind, but could break you in a second if she wanted to.
by CheeseUnicorns1004 September 5, 2021
Get the Nicomug. 
When you so drunk you think you could win a rapbattle against a far superior
Battlerapper (Like Big Dick K. or B.D.K)
So you get fucked in the Ass on the Battleday big Time.
Battlerapper (Like Big Dick K. or B.D.K)
So you get fucked in the Ass on the Battleday big Time.
Watch your friend he is Nico Haussering again at that dude.
Kay One was totally Nico Haussering Bushido that one day .
Kay One was totally Nico Haussering Bushido that one day .
by B.D.K. aka yes you See right January 2, 2018
Get the Nico Hausseringmug. A 'Nico,' is usually a quite short, sweet guy, and normally will wear an oversized hoodie covering his hands, a 'Nico,' can be a bit shy and sometimes broken, but if you are around him enough, he'll eventually open up to you. 'Nico,' will almost always be apart of the LGBTQIAP+ community (Usually Either Gay, or Bisexual) and to his friends often jokes about being used like a toy, to a lot of peoples discomfort.
'Nico,' can always be counted on to be a good writer, and maybe even good at History, and into Vexillology. 'Nico,' can be almost deathly into Football, and will probably destroy your entire bloodline if you dare to call it 'Soccer,' or insult his favourite team, usually a German team. 'Nico,' will probably be Dutch, his full name most likely being 'Nicolaas,' but just goes by 'Nico,' for convenience.
'Nico,' can always be counted on to be a good writer, and maybe even good at History, and into Vexillology. 'Nico,' can be almost deathly into Football, and will probably destroy your entire bloodline if you dare to call it 'Soccer,' or insult his favourite team, usually a German team. 'Nico,' will probably be Dutch, his full name most likely being 'Nicolaas,' but just goes by 'Nico,' for convenience.
"Yeah, did you see the Soccer game?"
"Dude, refer to it as 'Football,' or Nico will hunt you down,"
"Oh... so that's why when Jake yelled at someone for calling it Soccer, some people said he pulled a 'Nico,'"
"Mhm"
"Dude, refer to it as 'Football,' or Nico will hunt you down,"
"Oh... so that's why when Jake yelled at someone for calling it Soccer, some people said he pulled a 'Nico,'"
"Mhm"
by smeeko September 11, 2020
Get the Nicomug. Nico telefon
by GeorgeFloyd92 November 23, 2021
Get the Nicomug.