mystery blowjob

(n) english ~ When Kyle’s getting his cock sucked in the dark.

Person 1- Hey, did you get a mystery blowjob last night?

Person 2- No, but Kyle did.

by Snow-baller December 15, 2017

Mystery

A mystery of course

Who's mystery..? Oh she's a mystery duh

by Insomniaaaaa11 May 27, 2019

Mysterion

Mysterion is the superhero alter ego of Kenny McCormick! He’s wearing a purple cape with a hood and a question mark on his head. He’s wearing a purple shirt with a letter M on it, a pair of purple pants and an underwear on top! His power is that he can’t die, because if he dies he will wake up in his bed. And he’s basically the batman of South Park!

Mysterion: *dies*
*in kenny’s room*
Toolshed: Dude, Kenny, what'd you run away for?! We've gotta fight these guys!
Mosquito: Yeah, come on, get your costume on, lazy-ass!

by rehobalint November 17, 2019

Going Mysteria

To go off half cocked, to solve a problem by ignoring it....etc

Don't be going Mysteria on me

by Lerasi April 28, 2004

Scooby-Doo Mysteries

A Mystery in Which The Solition Was A No-Brainer but,
1.) The Person Investigating is Too Personally Attached They Miss The Obvious.
2.) The Person Doesn't Care at All but Was Using to Occupying Time. Whether to be Kind to Their Friend/acquaintance, Stall, or to Overcome Boredom.

MYSTERY #1: My favorite Pet is itchy is it fleas, ticks, mites, something internal, idk I want to fix it but there are many things that could be wrong. *Google Google google* they must have dog cancer.

SOLUTION: just bathe the animal. Treat other symptoms if present.

Use: The Dog Got Better...

"What did y'all do"
Solve Scooby-Doo Mysteries and bathed him

MYSTERY #2: Man, the House Mouse Keeps Stopping at the Guards Desk... what are they up too?...

"idk probably selling drugs"
Nah, we'd notice by now..
"Bet he's trying to get some special privileges"
Or he wants the fuck that cop..
*after some back and forth possibly
"Idk man Scooby-Doo Mysteries

SOLUTION: it's the house mouse(house rat, dorm rat, snitch) he's probably telling something or just killing time the only "friends" he's got are the uniforms.

Bonus Example:

When asked

"do you need help? you look lost."
And you realize you've walked in the same room 5 times and still forgot something simple or remembered it but feel silly.
"I'm fine Scooby-Doo Mysteries, love."

by TDceKJ April 23, 2023

Mysterious brown person

Someone who has a very dark complexion but tells you they are from Swedish or German or something.

Hey is Mark hispanic?

No he's German. He's a mysterious brown person

by kay-hizzle May 14, 2007

Mystery Meat

This game is done by a large (8 or more will do) group of males. This works where one lucky guy (if you consider it lucky) gets blindfolded and spun around. After this, everyone, including the blindfolded guy, drops their pants and everyone stands in a circle around the blindfolded guy. Dazed and confused, the blindfolded guy (currently in the middle of the circle) walks backwards into one of the other guys' dicks. He then tries to guess who is... inside him. Hence the title of the game: Mystery Meat.

Kevin: Wanna get together with the guys and play some mystery meat tonight?

Rob: Nah, whenever I play I end up being the one blindfolded.

by 333333373733 March 17, 2009